Naming a cat Ham is just asking for a bunch of nicknames. I mean, any cat name is but a name like Ham?
He’s been Haminator and Hamnibal Lector. Hammeroid. Hammer. Hamlet. Hamster. Hamburger. Ham and Taters. Spam Cat. Spaminator. And that doesn’t even count the things like Wild Thing and that don’t use his name.
I await new Ham related names. I mean, the other night we watched Lost City and now he’s Hamster Asshole. Which, sadly, often fits.